fredag 17 juli 2009

I really miss those girls.

Ja, dum som jag var en gång i tiden..
vi kan väl säga någonstan mellan januari och februari så
formaterade jag om min dåvarande dator och jag hade kanske
10 000 låtar, 5 filmer och HELA sex and the city serien.
Jag tänkte att jag skulle ladda hem hela serien igen. innan Ipred lagen kom
men dum som jag var så sköt jag upp dte hela tiden.
Jag kom på det kanske 3 dagar innan Ipred lagen att jag inte hade laddat hem serien,
så jag tänkte att jag kanske kunde få hem alla 6 säsonger innan, men nejfan!
Så här sitter jag, utan Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte och Miranda.
Men jag kan ju trösta mig med att deras citat finns över halva internet.

Samantha:
-I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
-Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.

Carrie:
-I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
-I'm not home, but my shoes are. Leave them a message.
-You can't make friends with a squirrel. A squirrel is a rat in a cuter outfit.
-I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.
-Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: -I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.

Charlotte:
-My marriage is a fake Fendi!
(Till Samantha): Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be - it's the hottest spot in town - it's always open.
-He raped my face!

Miranda:
-I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child.
The jig is up.
-You farted! You're human!
Carrie: -I don't want him to know that!
-I can't tonight, I have chlamydia.

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